WHEN MY PHONE DIES AND I’M NOT AT HOME.

(Source: whenmomentsblog, via standupandkeepgoing)

me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves